Waking up early morning
Wandering in the redwoods
Gazing at the sky
Following the cloud patterns
Feeling of the fresh air
Walking on the green grass
Listening to the chirping birds
Searching for the cuckoo
Sitting on a swing
Lying in the meadows
Basking in the sun
Pelting the mangoes
Climbing bent trees
Sipping coconut water
Playing in the puddle
Building a sandcastle
All these and more…
One subject you wished you should have learnt in college..
Finding your true love is never easy for people who always want to stay private. Mingling among new counterparts or same age troop, loitering around, speaking about falling share prices, democracy, flop movies, vote bank, cute hero, western outfits, rising heat, actually anything bullshit.
Is it better to stay alone or get…
You are here!! How much I missed you…I read a status, there came a like, later few comments piled up “Your boy friend or what?” The owner did not realize nor had he/she written it on purpose? Or may be watching the populated comments and likes and hastily stating “ chill guys nothing like that, it’s just my new iPhone”.
LOL… Please was that a status?
Holy crap, people and followers are puzzled, as to who was here and what was going on in his/her life.
Why do people post half information, sentences and phrases as status updates just because it keeps asking you “whats on your mind?? and nevertheless let others keep thinking the investigation theory. Anyways little knowledge is dangerous.
I almost fainted reading, when someone wrote “tonight it’s a goodie goodie night!!” What does this mean?? LMAO, Go and say it your spouse rather post it on a social site so that people read on his/her naughty mind. And still followers make it a point to write “have fun”. How cheeky.
People are habituated writing funny, insane, sick, idiotic lines regardless of who reads it, likes it and comments. Sometimes even share it…CTRL X, CTRL C, CTRL V is still in demand.
I read all sports news on my news feed - Guess who won the Wimbledon?
(1 -0, 2-5, 4-6) Nadal your the king this time, Federer better luck next time.
Oh no Federer 6-1, 6-2, 6-4.
Another wicket gone. If people with no television can cling on to this news feed.
What a match, nail biting situation.
It’s not a match as sachin is not playing.
I will stop watching cricket.
If people want to know the scores they will watch one or should they subscribe to your account.
It’s raining. Yes if it’s raining people will know, after reading your status what would someone expect to comment
Ok then get wet
Why no umbrella??
I am wet too
Where is it raining?
So what should I do??
Write something nonsense and after no likes and comments delete the status. That’s what few of them do. After some time I can’t see it in the news feed too. Poor fellow must have realized that no one would probably like it.
Latest fad is changing the most precious relationship status of life and love on timeline. And also wish some additional words to be included like confused, broken, two at a time apart from single, married, and complicated.
How can someone change grade within minutes “so and so” went from being “single” to “in a relationship”. After a week went from “in a relationship” to “its complicated”, few days later “single” again. Is it laughing stock, tomfoolery of self telling the world about private and personal relations? Not noticing there are around 500 – 600 people reading your love struck life and finally there is someone waiting with roses outside singing love songs or may be death ride on a bike.
“Relax it was a prank” after merit to single. 60 comments, 142 like only to fool others. Bull shit. This is not a word to annoy others but to fool self image. Gain some attention and sympathy.
People vomit all the photos on internet. Why because there is free server space given, who the hell bothers to edit or filter any pictures without brains. Keep it censored when someone is sitting in a very odd position, someone’s face is awkward, wardrobe malfunction. Someone does not want to tell the world he / she drinks. , someone having 72 albums with each album 200 photos, looks like he/she has reserved space to load all scrap.
There goes a saying in hindi “neki kar dariya me daal” today it states kuch bhi kar faceboook pe daal.
“Do good and let it flow in water” Now that it goes “do anything upload it on face book”.
Yes people fly to US, Assai they want to share to the world they flew in a plane , drove all way, watched first snow, met some actor, clicked pictures with ladies, sky dive, skimpy clothes, madame Tussaud, roller coaster, autumn, ice cream, went to a beach, saw bikini clad women, it’s ok.. Not ok. Spare me the horror.
Heights of Sharing
Looks like the owner does not own any creativity and fills his/her wall with non sense shares. Does this person lack originality, and has he/she any time tweeted or wrote a status of his own.
His/her albums are over populated with unwanted stupid morphed photos which we do not even want to see. Anyways sharing was taught in school. Share and eat but not to this level.
How can some people be online 247 and a ping at 12 AM “Hi what are you doing? Are you kidding me, I was killing mosquitoes as they were playing soccer.” Mistakenly if you message, you don’t even get a reply?? HUH.
As the Facebook settings keep changing like a baby’s nappy pad every now and then. You receive unknown friend requests, messages, likes, and pokes from unknown people… looks like I am going to go invisible forever, save me from unknown exceptions….
I wish if developers really come up with “who viewed your profile”, it will be incredible but true and adding more fun to it and there is no secret profile viewing or stalking and believe me you are saved. As whatever you post 500+ people will definitely read or like it.
Anyway, there are so many pros of it, I met so many old friends whom I had lost down the memory lane, now pictured us together.
Few chats, memories we will definitely cherish along the channel of life but mind it “Shit happens”.